Monday, 4 August 2014
The squat Heavy Industrialist Union - Episode One
- Boss, PSSSSS, BOOOSSS !
- YEAH YEAH ! now WHAT !
- I think We've stopped moving and bouncing, it feels safe now…
- You're right Koch, it seems we're in a safe place now, any news from August?
- Nope, perhaps we should try to get out and see?
- AHAAAA No package can withstand the might of the Killdozer SD4000 ! Dan it feels good to breath some fresh air at last. There's a strange smell in the air though but I guess it's nothing to be surprised of in an alien planet…
- Now WHAT is THAT sweat beard ! Look at that hideous creature ! Ever seen something like that before Koch?
- Can't say I have boss but LOOK ! August is dead ! It seems it's been raped in so many ways and so many places I can barely recognize him anymore !
- AAARRRH that creature's fast ! It's even running faster than my Killdozer at full speed ! Koch, hand me the emergency grudge book with some blood and pen, I want to write that Soddin' creature's name in that book. I promise on my first facial hair I won't let that crime go unpunished !
- Excuse me guys, anyone seen a giant lizard rapist? He's about that tall and… HEY but wait a sec ! You're stats aren't you ?
- OUI ! We are des nains like you ! We just have a little problem, we have been left unfinished on this planet and we want some help…
- Oh what kind of sick and twisted mind could let you go away with half you paint on?
- You tell me monsieur !
- Oh but look ! I fink I see somefing ahead ! It iz what we are looking for !
- Ohlala ! Open zis right away !
- Boss! look zere is even zat skin tone you love so much !
- Hello Gentlemen, my name is Space Roger and these are my fellow space adventurers ! We've been lost on this planet after being frozen by a mad man who overed in a silly layer of varnish, now look ! we look like we've spent the day in the freezer !
- You sure look bad kiddo, but we're no much better looking than you guys !
- I can see that, I hope you fare well and that you can recover from this, Alright lads, to infinity and Beyooooond !
- Those guys were a weird bunch to say the least…
- Yeah, sure thing but would you be better if you had been frosted like they have? They look like half the guys they were. I've heard their stories were shown in the Holo-vid…
- Still… oh but Look ! there's a huge place of water ahead, could it be our destination or just another step?
- Don't know what does the com link says?
- Hum… Looks like we still have to cross this english channel? I don't know what awaits us beyond but the other people of the Union are counting on us...
Next episode : a journey across the channel galaxy…
PS : I fucking frosted all the models I had painted for BOYL… More to come.