The squat Heavy Industrialist Union - Episode Two

- Alright lads, reparations finished !
- This alien glue from the universe really is SUPER !
- Look Sarge, the turret is working like it never broke !
- Aha good work my boys good work !

- Good morning gentlemen, Have some of you heard about a gathering?
- (Look Koch, it's the frosted guy from last time), Errm nope can't say that I have…
- That's alright, fare well good sir.
- Yeah right, you too…

- Erm excuse me good sirs, could you show me the way to the next spaceport?
- Oh that would be next on your left and then second on your right…
- Oh Excellent thank you very much !

- Why did you give him directions to that strange bar?
- You seen how shiny they look? that's strange, I'm pretty sure they're some of the frosted guys from last time too…

- Now boys, show me those ID tags...
- ID tags ready sarge !

- Now I want to see those books of law to know how things go where we go...
- Books of Law ready Sarge !

- I see you got personal data on the people we're about to face that's very good boys
- Thanks Sarge !

Oh and you thought about local currency? Very Good. My !  What's that weird face on their bills? are they putting old women on their bills to frighten robbers?

- Gaming aids? what are those for? You're sure we need those?
- Yes Sir ! Koch read a report stating those are essential for a good intercourse with locals…
- If you say so...

- Are these our spatio-port tickets? Good. Just make sure we catch that space shuttle in time… Now where are our hostages
- Errm, hostages sir?
- Yes you now our bare metal hostages. We promised our supreme leader to exchange them for some new troops…
- Oh that… Well, funny thing is that we MAY have forgotten them…
- You WHAT ? Oh my ! How are we going to get fresh troops now ! Do you think we can buy a new crew with coins and bills like that ? !!!!
- Well who knows sarge…
God Damnit Koch, you're just a good for nothing !

- Excuse me people ! You can't stay half painted like that in the middle of the road ! Are you getting some paint on or are you leaving?
- Oh errrrr, well (they all whistles casually) , oh err see that …thing over there…

- Wait is this our shuttle? no sir, this one is leaving for…(checks on GPS) Ire…land, that's sound like a nasty place… we're not going there, we're leaving for Portsmouth sarge.
- Oh Good, good !

- Oh wait sarge ! I forgot my new glasses in the truck !
- Get moving Magnum !  move that big piece of yours already !

- Huuuum, move da rear stuntie, we likessss it muuuuch. Sssssway dat moneymaker. Sssartong hasss got luuuurve for yaaa.

To be continued...